ME, ME ME!!!

(borin, borin, borin..)

Lemme introduce myself.... I am your host, Anne Gregor. I dare not say my middle
name, in fear that I may humiliate myself. For those out there who know what it is.... I
hope you keep the classified information to yourself...shhhh.....TOP SECRET! I'm
from Port Pirie (the pit next to hell), South Australia... a wee little country town, 2
and a half hours drive (if yer lucky) outta Adelaide, the state's capital city. I popped
out my mum's womb on May 24th 1982 (which makes me a ripe old age of 16), to a
couple of unlucky parents, called Terence and Claudine Gregor, who have had to put
up with my dumb shinanigans and basically the hassles of bringing up a teenager.
Who yelled out "SHOVE HER BACK IN, SHOVE HER BACK IN!" when Mum
gave labour... They have my pity...phh... yeah RIGHT!

To describe what I look like, coz I don't have a scanner ...hmm...*scratchin head*...
Ok, well, I'm pretty tall I guess... 5'9, with dark brownish/blackish hair that goes just
past my shoulders. I have brown eyes and hmmm....that's it folks. Nuthin special at
all *smiles*

Music Wise? I like everything.... apart from Country...eww.... trust me, there have
been a few of my "so-called friends" trying to convert me into being a country music
freak, but it won't WORK! So basically, you name it, and I'll most probably like it.

Sport? Hmm.... Netball mostly.... But that is when I TURN UP to netball. Ok, the
story is, I work part-time... that information is also classified... and I always seem to
work when I am supposed to be playing netball. Call me slack, call me unloyal, call
me george.... but do not call me LAZY!! I'm out there in the work force... making
some dough... YAY for me!!

Which brings me onto SCHOOL!! Hmm... I'm currently doing year eleven at Saint
Marks College...and gee... ain't it fun?! Well, at least I've got my friends to keep me
sane amongst all the anarchy there....... So please
read on, and find out about my WACKY, UNTAMED friends..

O and can't forget these lot, or else I am one dead chicklet...

Loren E: Howz your knee? Are u ok? Do u need some help carrying your books?
Want me to wipe your butt? Remind you of anyone.... *smiles* AND YES, you're our
real coach...!!

Vicki-Anne M: My sick chick who wags something chronic... where u been hidin at??and FRASER had bad sideburns!!! Reeeeally bad!

Kobi W: My quiet pumpkin, yet absoluto kool material, this girl is a CHICK waiting
to explode....and dammit, don't ignore me!! *smiles*

Leah K: Howz da baby comin along? Baby been kickin? Aww... it's kickboxers there
ya know... Remember lamar's class, breathe in.....then out.... but don't forget to
breathe in again.

Ryan H: Redman.... Are you blushin? I can't tell! *smiles* Sorreeeeeee bud!! And my
ass STILL hurts from Chem class... ya know that was the REAL reason I was away...
*smiles*

Jesse H: This guy is pure evil... why the hell you want to start you're own religion I'll
never know. You are truly satanic... and I know thats a compliment for you...

Adam O: YOU OWE ME A LETTER!! hehehe... i love havin power over you! And
wouldja stop imitating GLEN!! SUUUUPER!!

Cortney W: This is my fellow hiney kicker, who gets her knickers in a knot all da
time!! It's not my fault I'm right ALL the time!

Lauren K: My BILLY MADISON FREAK!!! Shampoo is goooooood....Conditioner is
better...like, PSYCHO ALERT!!! This girl is a chicklet with an attitude! Watch out
SHE BITES!! errr... sometimes.

Kylie W: Jeez... Hows the weather up there?! Like, HOW original! *smiles*

Secondly, my CYBER FRIEND shoutouts:

jhawk:
Hey my little cutie, how ya been?? Sheesh, we outta talk more often, coz you make
me laugh my pants off... *lookin behind at my where my ass SHOULD be* And do
you still have my flea ridden ass in your fridge? Hmph... canya give it back to me
pleeeease?! *beggin on knees* O and I think I NEED you to come over ere and open
up that damn pic of yours on my comp.... I think I broke my computer *doin home
alone impression* or maybe my comp just doesn't like you very much... Well, at least
I like ya bud!! *smiles and a kiss on the cheek*

Rosemary Snow:
Yes lads... this girl is my sis... she was rootin around in the family tree and she found
out YES, we are related... we're sisters twice removed! She is one helluva PYSCHO
CHICKLET, who helped me sort out my probs with my damn DEAD dog that I used
to keep in the back yard. He never got his fangs off my hiney, soooo like, what the
hell did you feed the animal? But we sorted him out *evil grin* hehehe... She is the
original bomber at Lycos.... we always be havin fun there, at da PUB... coz she chats
up the guys there.... and they buy us drinks!! Like, YAY for me!! O and we tell each
other stuff on the phone.. ya know.... girly stuff.... like period pains, and dildos... and
her FILMING our Dad's bald head!! hehe...

ANARCHY LIZARD:
This guy is my PICKLE!! Yes, you heard me MY PICKLE!! *smiles* Well, I am
soooo sure we are connected some how... fer sure...same job (Well, I guess not for
you anymore huh?) same brain, same computer probs... We think the same things...
This guy, is not someone to mess with.. he's a punk song writer with an attitude... so
DON'T get on his nerves... And jeez... I should go over there to Saint Jerome to see
your hair.... I'm reeeeeally curious now... And I PROMISE I'll go see U-Turn...
shrooms?! Sure... *smiles and a kiss on the cheek*

Petra Girl:
Well, it's been toooooo long since we've actually SEEN each other.... How many
years has it been now?! But, I'm glad you found me on the net... cause now I can bug
the hell out of you through icq. And why is it, that everytime I msg you, I get either
your Mum or Dad? *smiles*

Wag:
My French intellectual knight in shining armour. He saved me from my tower and
took me to a place of peace and contentment...awww... shucks. Nah, not really... he
just messed up my mind... by asking me reeeeally hard riddles and asking me to
"name that tune". Maybe you should be a game show host? O yes, and I'll remember
DWIGHT SHULTZ forever.... I was tearing my hair out trying to remember who he
was.... *smiles and a kiss on the cheek*

�andler:
My skating freak, with his own kool homepage that I really envy!! Grrrr.... how come
mine will never be as good as yours?!! Sheeeeeesh and he's my Aussie bud with a
killa attitude and takes delight in puttin dogs in microwaves.... ok, don't ask...

Lastly, My Darling, My Cyber Sweetheart:

CAiRO, you'll always have a special place in my heart... you mean more to me than
the moon and the stars put together. How I've lived without you for so long, I'll never
figure out. Every sweet and tender word from you, puts a smile on my face..... and I'm
sure we'll meet each other soon....... *smiles and a passionate kiss*